(who knew gnat has a 'g' in it????)
seriously. the lights are on in the basement. there's a heavy water logged blackness outside and every bit and piece of bug is eyeing my comfy couch thinking they're rather be in here with me. this one gogetther managed to squeeze itself through one of the holes in the screen put there by a fluffy orange cat (angered by his captivity) intent on attacking the mangy cat gang outside -- only to find an invisible screen preventing his attempt to be the head pussy in charge of the back alley way of of the bergen street houses (what what!). i assumed that this bitch of a bug was going for the smooth brownness but as it glided through the slow lazy circles i was offended to realize that the dam bug is passing up on all this chocolately goodness and headed for the inside of the 'sterling silver rose' colored nail polish...
huh?
all that work and planning. to commit suicide? thoughtful. a well planned death. can't hate on 'em.
but wait a minute.
when i realized what was happening i was morally bound to prevent this knat from takings its life...never mind that it would be in a manner that would also be inconvenient to muah -- seriously i can't contemplate using polish with gnat bits in it. so i gently blew him (giggle) gently on his way.
well (as my mom says) I'll be dammed...if that wasn't a clever fricking way to get past me without getting squashed -- i don't know what is...lovingly blown on ur way as opposed to squished against the wall...
genious frickin knat - genious....
well played gnat, well played!!
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